suck like he means it. He craves verbal abuse as if he's a lousy
best to satisfy me. All the while I taunt him, telling him to
's tongue travels in a dozen directions as he does his
crack that I have to give him oxygen afterwards.
that my hard, erect clit almost puts his eye out.
that his head gets stuck!
that the guy's nose gets caught in my uterus.
that the guy almost suffocates from lack of air.
hard yank on his hair. Sometimes I push his face so hard into my
I tell him to lick like he means it, as I reach up and give a
as it penetrates my sex hole.
His tongue feels like a
pussylips and licks all over them before he enters my
pushes his tongue against my
needing to be soothed.
desperately
, my
on fire. My cunt is like a
gets to me, my pussy is almost
By the time that
until he brings an doctor's excuse.
until Hell freezes over.
until I sober up.
for the rest of eternity.
for the rest of the evening.
I will yodel
he will have to rim a
he will have to watch Geraldo
he will have to lick my snatch
he will be denied my slit and other forms of sexual pleasures
telling him that if he doesn't get to me within six minutes then
five minutes to get to me. I further give him an ultimatum by
. It usually takes him about
It is a slow process for
to sniff the pussy of a Sex Goddess.
to dress up as
to
to watch football.
to the pleasure.
hard as possible. Men should suffer frustration before they get
to keep his balance. I like to make it as
difficult for
can be awkward with his hands behind his back like that. It's
wouldn't mind crawling to get his reward between my thighs. It
Likely if I took up a position six miles down the road,
dildo bondage, slave!
It's time for
I yell.
Down on all fours and bark like a
I command.
Lick my sneakers you little
I scream.
!
Drop and give me twenty, you
I command.
Crawl over to your mistress, you puny slave,
and nylons and take up a position clear across the room.
cuff his ankles together as well. I strip down to my
down his pants and
. Then I put a rabid
cuff his hands to his
cuff his hands to his ears. Then I laser off his clothing and
cuff his dong to his wrist. Then I burn his clothes off of him with a magnifying glass and
cuff his balls to a bed post. Then I remove his clothing with a chainsaw and
cuff his hands behind his back. Then I rip off his clothing and
Once everything is very shiny, I take a pair of handcuffs and
sucks my snatch until his nose bleeds.
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
gives my
licks the grit off of my snow tires.
cleans my toilet.
scours another part of my anatomy.
tongue in working order for when he
catbox. It's better than using Sani-Flush and lets him get his
leather couch that's covered in cat hair. It is sort of tongue purification ritual for him, to get his
. It is a sort of tongue exercise for him, to get his
. It is sort of tongue torture for him, to get his
patent leather pumps. It is sort of a tongue exercise for him, to get his
first thing that I do is make him lick my glossy black
comes over to my house for a typical session, the
When
I bought him in a white slave market in Tangiers.
I rarely have to beat him for a lousy performance.
I had to chop the toes off of his left foot to keep him from running away.
I keep him chained to my bed.
He has a special place in my slave stable.
like frog on a fly pie.
like Bob Packwood on Spanish Fly.
like a sex-crazed Welsh Terrier.
like one of Jerry's Kids on an amphetamine binge.
like a master's paintbrush.
. He works his tongue
is
sexually adept at licking my
that I have ever experienced before. Of my four slaves, the most
ejaculate over six feet in distance. He has to give me sexually transmitted diseases unlike any
recite all the state capitols while going down on me. He has to give me a muff job unlike anything
tie his dick in a knot. He has to give me a cunt-lapping unlike anything
do shadow animals with his cock. He has to go down on me unlike anything
. He has to give me a tongue fuck unlike anything
I won't keep a man in my slave stable unless he can
make me
.
than a
polish my
.
explore the cracks and crevices of my
hindquarters.
probe my
dip deep for my buried cunt treasure.
cannot. It is more flexible, more able to
ordinary
good for sucking a pussy! A man's tongue can do things that an
I don't think that men are good for fucking a pussy. But they are
she does not receive it, my puny slaves will feel my wrath.
They know that their mistress craves satisfaction, and if
on my
pour
Bowling For
watch
s.
act like a bunch of brain damaged
generally cater to my every whim, no matter how perverse.
do everything that I command of them.
play 'Spin The Bottle' and
and
lick my
to get down on their hands and knees and
to dress up like Girl Scouts and
to come to me on their knees and
a whole tent full of circus geeks at my command. They love
an entire Cub Scout troop in my stable. They have sworn an oath
George Bush and Dan Quayle in bondage right now. They are only too happy
a motley crew of Mormon Missionaries right now. They do not dare to hesitate
a stable of four male slaves right now. They are only too happy
haven't had any trouble finding males to do my bidding. I've got
for the opportunity to have them serve me as their mistress. I
that I could live without them. But on the other hand, I live
It's not that I hate men. On the contrary, I don't think
.
to recite the names of all 64 Crayola crayons while being fucked from behind by a
to castrate 1000 Nubian slaves before the sun rises.
s as possible.
to pack my crack with as many
s whimper and write bad checks.
to make
to make men my sex slaves.
movement. But I do have one radical purpose in life, and that is
's bowel
mean that I that I would hesitate to eat a
mean that I subscribe to the beliefs of this
mean that I am as clueless as the other women in the
mean that I do not ever have to take a bowel
mean that I am quite as radical as the other women in the
. However this does not
I was the first on my block to become a New Age
does not
. Being a
I have always been a
I am proud to be a Republican. Being a Republican does not
I have always been a National Socialist. Being a Nazi does not
I have always been into feminism. Being a feminist does not
be surprised!
can't eat all that cream alone; won't
s and said I
and besides, she is very experienced at
will come with me, as she says a roommate must share
and my friend
it. Tomorrow while I give my first
whacked off a bull elephant; but I gobbled up every bit of
jerked off an entire Boy Scout troop; and I had been sprayed with all of
dropped a bomb on a sperm bank; but I ate all of
blown up the Elmer's Glue factory; but I licked up all of
smeared white glue all over my chest and hand; but I loved
right, I got a big cum bath. It looked like someone had
ran down his shaft too, which covered my stroking hand and wrist. He was
His pecker was like an Uzi on full-auto! I took a load right in the eye and some had
Everything square inch of the room was covered in the sticky goo and some had
We had to use a Cray mainframe to keep track of how many shots he had fired and huge gobs of it
We counted the squirts to somewhere between 20 and 30 and several gallons
We counted the squirts to be about 12 and a lot
But since I'm a bulimic, I puked it right back up.
Even though it looked like the stuff between two Oreos, it didn't tasted like it.
's cum at home.
It tasted just our dog
It tastes great but is less filling!
It tasted funny but great too!
letting most of it go into my mouth.
I pumped hard covering my face and getting within an inch
on my right tit; the next 2 hit my face and hair. After that
the first stream hit my left tit on the end and the next few
seeing the stream of white cum arching out toward me; I let
I directed the first 2 or 3 shots to my tits, it was interesting
first 6 or 8 squirts being long white streams of thick cum.
His cock got very hard and began jerking with the
grabbed my shoulders and cried out,
Just then
Is it supposed to be this soft?
See if you can hit that fly on the wall, okay?
Now let me get this straight, this thing shoots sperm also?
your load on my
,
!
, shoot your load on my
too if you like it. I said,
girlfriends had said its exciting to watch and will make you
I told him I never saw a man cum or a cock this big but my
tend to yodel when I
you need to hang on with both hands to keep it under control.
who jerked me off.
I permanently blinded the last
OSHA requires that you wear safety goggles.
if you aren't used to getting creamed on, beware.
I have the new 'SuperSoaker' testicle implant and
I have the gonads of a
Federal aviation regulations that there be no smoking during my orgasm and
I must warn you that my cum is extra chunky and
I warn to you get ready as I squirt hard and
said,
hand and squeezing his balls with the other.
I didn't stop I would be covered. I kept going now with one
hands and shortly he announced his balls were tingling and if
quite awhile before cumming. I started stroking with both
that when he was really excited, like now he could leak for
soon formed a light oil on my hand and his shaft. He said
I saw pre-cum just running out of the end of his
and jiggled when I moved or he played with them.
; my tits stood out firm
cupped my breasts and took off my
reached out and
didn't leave much to his imagination.
my tits were, my
fainted when he saw how big and
I then quickly took off my jacket and blouse, he almost
would see if I kept stroking him much longer.
and he said it was because he hadn't cum in 10 years and I
and he said it was because his balls were transplanted elephant testicles and I
and he said it was because he had the extra capacity jism reservoir implant and I
and he said it was because he had artificial, steel testicles and I
and he said it was because he had a very large load and I
over my cupped hands and were very heavy. I asked him why
spilled
. His
by panties were soaked with my own
He let me examine it and I stroked it for a few minutes while
was shaped exactly like a
throbbed to the beat of
covered with oozing sores.
's
looked exactly like my Uncle
swayed at the slightest movement.
pulled them off; I nearly creamed because it was long and
sticking up above the waist band by an inch or so and when he
, the head was
shorts didn't conceal much of his
, I really got excited now because his
removed his
but he stopped me and
away. I reached out to rub his
hips moving close to my face with his crotch only inches
shoes, socks, and shirt came off. He danced and swayed his
strip for me realizing it was a new experience. First his
Once in his bedroom he put on a soft lit lamp and did a slow
in his pants.
had a boner the size of a
had a boner with a capital 'O'.
had strapped on his penis extender.
had over-inflated his penile implant.
felt like I did - hot!
became very aroused and I could see his big bulge showed he
we did the usual stuff - enema bondage and nipple piercing - but soon we both
we did the usual stuff - golden showers and bondage - but soon we both
we did the usual stuff - dry humping, group masturbation - but soon we both
we did the usual stuff - fisting, feltching - but soon we both
we did the usual stuff, necking, kissing, but soon we both
one evening and ended up at his apartment,
We went to a
Black Mass
Mormon sock hop
lynching
human sacrifice
dance
shins.
ears.
knees.
ankles.
and the sack hung down several inches from his
were
His
that had a large head and was
inch cock named
was 6 ft, brown hair, blue eyes, very athletic, and had a
, who
My first education was with a student teacher named
's.
are bigger than
have more silicon in them than an Intel factory.
s!
look like twin
and
are named
come to a nice cone shape and jiggle.
and my boobs
The nipples are
.
long legs, brown eyes, a nice ass, and
s just to make walking around money. I am pregnant and have
take on packs of filthy
swallow. I am just 18, 4'2, 240 lbs, spiked hair,
and have
have vaginas at all. I have a face like a
s for money. I am underage and have
jerk off
be out with boys. I am just 18, 5'8, 108 lbs, dark hair,
due to my parents very strong views that young girls shouldn't
in high school. It was not because I wasn't attractive but
life and had never lived with other people or had many dates
During my first semester at college, I wasn't used to college
not that I ever went to any classes while in college.
.
studying, dissertations, and jerking off
bomb throwing, terrorism, and needle point.
drinking anti-freeze and smoking loco weed.
if you know what I mean.
my educational activities were more than classroom lectures,
at college. Let me tell you, that I'm no sexual novice now, as
s have enjoyed sexual experiences while away from home
most
, and who like
, although my friends call me
who like
and I'm a young
Yo, my name is
and I'm a young college student who like
Hi, my name is
into bed with us.
Now, if only I can figure out some way to get
She fucking better...
I hope so, as I have better things to do than write these stupid letters.
If we do, I'll be sure to get videos.
If we do, I'll be sure to let Gallery know.
try it again for me, and maybe even let me get in on the fun.
told her how turned on I was. She has promised that she will
about it, and
experience that night, I later spoke to
Although I said nothing to them about their lesbian
Customs agents.
their parole officer.
their psycho-therapist.
the IRS.
their
confused, as if they were about to hand a line of crap to
apathetic, as if they were about to give a hand job to
scared, as if they were Girl Scouts about to lose their virginity to
s hiding something from
shit-faced, as if they were
nervous, as if they were little kids hiding something from
impatiently rapped. Both girls came to the door smiling and
the door. I could hear a rustling of clothes inside as I
to come to
side, where I usually knock, and yelled for
the bed, I knew the show was basically over. I went around the
After a few minutes of the girls hugging and caressing on
lips.
almost as much as with her
's pussy with her
was doing
I think
she started grunting in rhythm to the bagpipe music screaming out of the ghetto blaster.
pissing in midair.
a long stream of fluid shot out of her pussy like a
she was thrashing wildly and calling out the names of all the Seven Dwarfs.
on speed.
was snapping open and shut faster than a
her
, shining face.
her hips were bucking wildly from side to side all over
was obviously coming at the same time, since
into a torrid, wrenching climax.
others, teasing
it rapidly sometimes, and then gently, tenderly, and easily at
the royal treatment. Her tongue flicked across
's exposed,
her slit, resting near the top to give
her girlfriend's beaver, and then lick the entire length of
pretty tongue do all the work. She would wedge it deeply into
's cunt while letting her
would simply press her mouth to
from side to side, and then up and down. At other times, she
would move her entire head
another's pussy. Sometimes
's slit. Both girls started lapping one
directly over
crimson, glistening lips, and her mouth was positioned
moved around the bed until her bush was just over
What I was impatiently waiting for was finally happening.
dumping a load into my sneakers.
boning a knothole in the side of the house.
calling the cops.
sodomising myself with a nearby
jerking off on the side of her mother's house.
, erect clits. It was all I could do to keep from
pink slits and
simultaneously rubbed and pinched their
Their mouths sought each other, as their fingers
reached out and shoved two fingers into
stinkpot.
up to the third knuckle in
up to the elbow in the inner folds of
's Hottentot apron.
's piss flaps.
.
deep into the inner folds of
buried her long, smooth fingers
she was removing her own.
's panties off at the same time
was busy working
tops, sides, and bottom, finally settling on the puffed brown nipples.
tit. She gingerly licked the
not the nipples, but the whole
-
busy fingers were, and began licking and sucking
orgasm was inevitable. She moved her head down to where her
's passion was rising, and an
It was obvious that
and webbed fingers.
and big toe.
and a
and
and forefinger.
kneading the firm, wrinkled nipples between her thumb
's neck. Then she began squeezing
of
ecstasy, as her nose nuzzled into the nape
nose hairs quivered wildly and she belched in
snatch had black roots and her knees knocked in
moustache glistened with wetness. Her buttcheeks slapped together in
was twisting in
nipple hairs became wet and matted on her chest. Her
hair became wet and matted on her neck. Her head was twisting in
's blond
inside, gently, up and down, in and out.
in and out of her ears, swirling all around the outside and
started sucking her earlobes and running her hot, wet tongue
leaving a trail of hickies in her wake. Then she
making wet fart sounds with her rubbery, mombo lips. Then she
slobbering and drooling something fierce. Then she
occasionally popping a zit with her teeth. Then she
being careful not to neglect the tiniest spot. Then she
,
running it up and down the entire length of
's mouth, and gently began
removed her long tongue from
hands caressing and exploring every inch of their bodies.
. They held each other tightly and warmly, their
absolutely butt ass naked except for their panties and
Both of them were shit faced, and were
Both of them had a rose in their teeth, and were
Both of them had shaved their heads, and were
Both of them were doing the Watusi, and were
Both of them had their blouses and jeans off, and were
I'd want to video tape it.
I'd feel better about having sex with men.
I would call the cops.
I wanted sloppy seconds.
it would fulfill one of my biggest fantasies.
again, I never told her that if she had sex with another girl,
hadn't told me she liked women, but then
encounter.
had to be one of the main instigators of this erotic
told me about her lesbian inclinations, I figured the booze
had never
half empty glasses on the night table. Since
I could see a couple of wine bottles near the bed, and some
were lying on the bed in a tender embrace.
saw what was happening, I really regretted not having my video camera with me.
saw what was going down, I almost fainted!
looked in, I almost crapped a rag doll!
!
looked in, I almost shit a
looked in, I couldn't believe my eyes!
small space between the carelessly closed curtains. When I
's window, I peered in through a
the back. When I got to
their pictures had been turning up on milk cartons for months, so I ran around to
I'd run them off the road on my way from work, so I crawled around to
I'd turned them into the DEA earlier in the day, so I went around to
I'd killed and buried them in the garden last week, so I crept around to
their car wasn't parked in the driveway, so I went around to
in the back. I knew her parents weren't home, because
whore house, I heard bagpipe music coming from the master bedroom
the trailer house, I heard ghastly squealing coming from the closet
the hovel, I heard barnyard sounds coming from the dog kennel
the shack, I heard moaning coming from one of the sex rooms
the house, I heard loud music coming from one of the bedrooms
as their personal savior. As I approached
they accepted
s a few years ago. As I approached
they started torching
As I approached
Dykes On Bikes.
they starred in a porno flick called
they escaped from reform school a few years ago. As I approached
they graduated high school a few years ago. As I approached
have been the best of friends since
and
all, since
car parked outside. This didn't seem out of the ordinary at
's
's house, I noticed her friend
When I got to
about 20 minutes from the store where I work.
only lives
work. I get off at around nine thirty, and
wasn't expecting me, but I would often stop by her house after
's house last Thursday night at about 10 P.M. She
drop by
question my Judeo-Christian values.
of a girlfriend.
want to kill my
totally impotent.
I had decided to
.
into a
I decided to
completely change the way I thought about my girlfriend.
Last week, I stumbled on something that made me
But that's another story...
she still won't swallow. I've even tried grabbing her ears but nothing works!
my pecker hasn't fallen off yet. Not that we haven't tried.
she still farts when she cums. Like the time at Nixon's funeral.
plenty of times in deed. Like the motel room at the Holiday Inn.
I've seen her quite a few times after that and
Afterwards we just lay there, but soon the cold got to us and we put our clothes on and left.
and permanently crossed my eyes.
so hard that it pulled my balls right out the end of my dick!
at least twelve or thirteen times. Cum gushed from her cunt like a river.
all over the ground and she smacked me up along side the head.
inside her and it seemed to last forever.
I started moaning and she fucked wildly. I shot my load
Soon I was breathing very fast and she knew I would climax soon.
inside her again and this time she started to pump up and down.
I didn't need to be told twice. I stuck my dick right up
by mistake.
I wouldn't worry, cause you've got it stuck in my
don't worry about me getting pregnant. I put a couple of birth control pills up there this morning
in me. I'm a transsexual.
go ahead and
put yer pecker back in me. I WANT to have your baby.
inside me.
of yours in me. I want you to
you stick that
something inside her that I could get at least $10 for at the local sperm bank. She gushed,
my diseased scum into her. She moaned,
,
inside a woman, because I didn't want to be a closet hetro. She said,
Asshole,
inside her, because I did not want to be sapped of my essence. She said,
Fuck,
inside her, for fear of getting her pregnant. She said,
She asked what was wrong and I said that I didn't want to
About a minute later I stopped just before I was about to
She fell on top of me but I didn't stop fucking, not yet.
Oh shit! I forgot to take out my tampax!
was mine. Then she shrieked,
Kenneth, what is the frequency?
was mine. Then she yelled,
Fill me up with your little tiny babies!
Oh Shit I...mmmm Starting to..to cum!
was mine. Then she said,
the Energizer Bunny. I figured that any loose change I found in her cunt
Bob Packwood on a Girl Scout. Any hole of hers that I could shove my dick in
I was competing in the Special Olympics. Her navel was filled with sweat as
. Her asshole was clenched as
fucking a
mad and she loved it. Her breathing was getting very fast as
. I was fucking her like
cock went right into her
her and with a carefully well practiced move I lunged forward and my
getting pissed off. I wanted to stick my cock up in
she slid up and started rubbing my cock with her pussy. I was
in her mouth but
She stopped too soon. I wanted to
that Science has yet to understand.
couldn't do.
that even my pet
that were illegal in 27 states.
that even Mom couldn't duplicate.
that my other girlfriends couldn't come close.
no novice. Her tongue could do wonders with the tip of my prick
. She was
between my legs and started madly sucking my
pussy juice off my face when she got up and planted her face
just before she came and lay down next to her wiping the
. I was in heaven. I finally stopped
licking her
and she begged me to stop, but I just kept right on sucking and
friendly attention to it. Soon her breathing was getting heavy
and I started paying some
My tongue found her
started licking madly. It tasted so good I never wanted to stop.
like she had a serious feminine dysfunction. I held my breath and eased my tongue into what appeared to be something out of a gynecological textbook and
s' I'd done in the past. I slid my tongue into her gash and
better than most of the
nookie box and
like a wet dog. I shoved my tongue into her
like a men's locker room. I planted my tongue in her snatch and
fresh and alive. I buried my tongue in her cunt and
. It smelled
There I got a good wiff of her
making my way down to her legs. I licked and kissed her thighs.
bit her nipples. She was wriggling around. I then started
and on down to her tits, where I licked, sucked and gently
tongue searched the inside of her mouth. I then kissed her neck
didn't care. I began to rub her tits and kissing her lips my
then started to remove my clothes. WOW it was cold!!! But I
partly due to the cold. I slid her jeans and panties off and
Her nipples were rock-hard, partly because she was silicon-enhanced and
were covered in goose bumps, partly because she was horny and
Her
Her nipples were stiff, partly because she was afraid and
partly because she was drunk and
Her nipples were
Her nipples were hard partly because she was aroused and
smacked me up along side the head.
and was knocked senseless as her
and jumped back as her unrestrained jugs rocketed away from her chest with a lethal force.
tits spring loose.
and watched her
spilled forth.
and marveled as her
of hers.
and got my first look at those
I had a boner with a capital 'O.' I chopped her bra loose with a machete
was nearly bent in half in my shorts. I shot the lock off her chastity belt
my
my buttchecks were slick with sweat. I ripped loose her I.V.
and g-sting
my cock tore a hole in my pants. I removed her
my cock was wet with anticipation. I removed her shirt and
I could barely contain myself and
could tell that I was getting hot because
I was starting to become aroused and
This time I was so hot to trot that
We resumed our little games only this time I was so horny
down and started in again with a vengeance.
down and got back to doin' the dirty.
down and made ourselves comfy.
down and got back to business.
down and became very comfortable.
hitchhiked up the road to a sewage lagoon; pitched the
staggered into a nearby pig sty; threw the
duck walked across the road to a drain ditch; put the
crawled across the intersection to an alley; put the
walked to the other side of the field; placed the
with us and
and the night was very cold. We brought the
and we used the ejector seats to outside real fast. The wind was blowing
and we were forced to tunnel our way out my vehicle. It was hailing outside
and we decided it was time to abandon ship. It was snowing outside
and we barely escaped with our lives. It was foggy outside
and we decided to move outdoors. It was raining
Since we'd both had chili and beer for lunch, the aroma inside my car would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon
accidently impaled herself on the stick shift
Soon the stench of unwashed bodies was too much to bear
Soon the windows were all fogged up
Soon the stick shift brake handle and steering wheel all got in the way
and she yanked my jockey shorts up into my crack.
in a strange, atonal manner.
and she started humming
out of the back seat.
and she pulled a
and she responded by putting her finger in my eye.
and she responded by putting her hand on my already bulging pants.
to adjust her horizontal hold. I began sniffing her armpits
out of sheer stupidity. I started to squeeze a zit on her chest
for luck. I started to pull her nipple hair with my teeth
to get her attention. I started gently tweaking her nipple
to make her nipple hard. I started gently pulling her nipple
. I gave one of them a Dutch Rub
her nipple clips and cupped her
her Mormon underwear and snagged one of her boobs as they came floppin' out. I milked it
her steel bra and fumbled ineptly with her left boob. I slobbered on it
her handcuffs and latched onto her left tit. I twisted it
her shirt and grasped her left tit. I rubbed it
I decided to take her right now! I removed
I was a virgin and I think she knew it. I tore off
I was too sex-crazed to care and so was she. I ripped off
I wanted to have her baby and she knew it. I chewed off
I wanted her and I think she knew. My left hand eased up
Sure we were lost, but I couldn't care less.
I ran a red light, broad sided a VW and started kissing her right there in the intersection.
I ran the car up on the sidewalk, and started to grope her.
We ran off the road and I started to tongue her
We found a place to park and I started kissing her madly.
She directed me to the nearest leather bar.
She give me such shitty directions that we ended up in Yellow Stone Park.
She mimed the directions and we got lost and ended up in Utah.
She drove the car and we ended up at Lovers Leap.
.
She gave me directions and we ended up at
, I asked.
Where to?
I picked her up later that night and started driving.
Lick my boots, you little worm.
Ok, but this time wash first.
Hotels, Motels, Honey I don't care!
, she replied.
Don't forget the clitoris like last time, dummy.
Ok, I know a perfect place we could go.
, I demanded.
Open your mouth, I have to piss.
Don't worry I'll pay for the abortion!
Let's share bodily fluids!
, I asked
Why don't we get drunk and
, I said.
How about going for a ride later?
an I.Q. of 63, and three million dollars. I wanted it badly.
three ex-husbands and twelve children. I wanted her badly.
. I wanted it badly.
bloodshot eyes and a perfect
genital warts and 37 tattoos. I wanted her badly.
baby blue eyes and a perfect body. I wanted it badly.
, had
I found out that she believed in the Easter Bunny, wanted to
I discovered that she was a hermaphodite who was into leather, had
, 3'11 tall, green hair,
I found out that she was a biker mama who loved anal sex, had
, 5'6 tall, blonde hair,
I found out that she was a
The next day was Groundhog's Day and we time off for good behavior.
The next day was Valentines Day and we had a Buggery 101 class in the morning.
The next day was April Fool's Day and we had an Intermediate Bomb Building class in the morning.
The next day Saturday and we had an Advanced Lego Engineer class in the morning.
The next day was Saturday and we had class in the morning.
She agreed and we went out to dinner and had a nice time.
?
Can I buttfuck your
you, you gotta buy me dinner.
If you want me to
Yo bitch, you my woman now!
after class?
How about a little
Then I said,
How about going to dinner after class?
I then said,
yelling for the cops.
laughing so hard she pissed her pants.
to do breast enlargement exercises.
to try to scratch my eyes out, so I decked her.
blushing and so was I.
Feels just like a rosin bag.
Blessed are the hooters!
breasts and I said,
Hey, are these saline or silicon implants?
!
and I said,
She started to
Nothing wrong there.
tits and I said,
. I started to massage her
The Scriptures are clear on how to deal with
Suddenly I had Vietnam war flashback and thought they might be boobytrapped. I called in an airstrike on her
and I started to grope her
This was my first time with a
I hadn't ever gotten to second base before and was scared. I started to knead her
They were all right I'll tell you. I started to feel her
and I'll cut yer nuts off!
it's the only way to see if they are real.
and be healed!
everyone else does.
it's the only way to see if they are all right.
Lay thy hands on my fleshy jugs,
I was drooling and she said,
Stick you head between my tits,
I was afraid and she said,
Go ahead and check for lumps,
I was weeping and she said,
Squeeze my tits,
I was getting hard and she said,
Go ahead touch them,
I was staring and she said,
where I could easily see the Kleenex that she'd stuffed her bra with. She saw that
where I could clearly see the Mark of Satan on her nipples. She realized that
where I could see her nipples bouncing up and down. She saw that
where I noticed her nipples were bigger than my dick. She noticed that
where I noticed her nipples were getting hard. She noticed that
I was holding and was staring at her shirt
, I dropped the
, using my X-Ray vision I could see inside her shirt
, and I started weeping openly as I worshipped her chest
, my mouth dropped open and I was openly staring at her tube top
, I paused and was staring at her shirt
had
her and when I had to shave her armpits, I almost fainted. She
her and when I had to pierce her navel, I started to sweat. She
I started to tremble. She
her and when I had to check her
her and when I had to adjust her nipples I started to hyperventilate. She
her and when I had to check her ribs I started to sweat. She
comments. I decided to cop a feel off of
Bite me, hard
smalltalk. I decided to do an autopsy on
How'z it hanging?
comments. I started a prostate cancer check on
Fuck you!
smalltalk. I started to make my first incision on
Screw your momma
stuff. Well I started to do my assessment on
Hi, hello
the usual
for a partner. We didn't talk much, just
stuck with this
. We didn't talk much, just
stuck with this girl
During the genital piercing seminar I was
When it came time for the laboratory experiments with fungus, I was
One day we were practicing human sacrifices and I was
and I was
Well, one day we were learning how to pull teeth with a
One day we were practicing patient examinations and I was
wanted her down on all fours, barking like a
decided to shit in her lunch box.
noticed right away that she looked just like
with a
wanted to violate her
didn't want anything to do with her.
At first I thought she was
and I
At first I thought she was a
At first I thought she was one of those weirdo types and I
At first I thought she was one of those religious types and I
At first I thought she was one of those stuck up types and I
, I performed unnatural acts with a
Zucchini Festival near
named
, I started fucking a
Boy Scout Jamboree on the outskirts of
known only as
, I became involved with a
Summer Church Camp in
and Fire Academy in Mahwah, I met a girl. Her name was
.
. Her name was
, I met a
and Wife Beating School in
Last Halloween, when I was undergoing Sensitivity Training at the Sadists
Once upon a time, when I was learning firewalking at the Aryan Nations
Back when I still had my innocence, when I was going thru my Toilet Training at the KGB
Many moons ago, when I was going thru my Holistic Torture Training at the Gestapo
In September, when I was going thru my EMT course at the Police
Only now, after years of men's groups, am I able to come forth an tell this story...
Stop me if you've heard this one before...
After years of hypnotherapy, I have finally learned the truth about this ugly rash on my penis...
This story is based on actual incidents. The names have been changed to protect the innocent...
I have an interesting story...
next door and his cunt-lapping
mind that she ran off with the
- except
ever plan on having sex with another
cut off my schlong with a dull butter knife.
mind that
ever plan on having sex with another woman - except
My wife still loves me very much - I have the scars to prove it - and I don't
, and I don't
Oh, I still love my wife, even if she's a
! There's only one woman in my life -- my primary wife -- and I don't
Oh, I still only love one woman -- mommy -- and I don't
Oh, I still only love one woman -- my wife -- and I don't
skipped town with our credit cards the next day, but she said she'd return.
the next day and took her away.
The mental hospital caught up with
O.D.'ed the next day, but she swore to return from grave.
was arrested the next day, and she swore revenge on us for squealing.
left the next day, but she promised to return in the summer for two weeks.
of silicon breast implants, tummy tucks, and thigh reductions.
of stretch-marks, sagging breasts, distended rectums, and surgery scars.
of nubile, teenage bodies.
of obscenely bloated bodies.
of thrashing bodies.
dog pile
rest of the century fisting, feltching and fucking in a
rest of Spring Break reading the Gospel aloud in a
rest of weekend re-enacting the good scenes from 'Caligula' in a
tangle
rest of the week bitching, pissing and moaning in a
rest of the night fucking, sucking and licking in an incredible tangle
-style. I put on a snorkel and we spent the
snatch,
, family-style. I piled on and we spent the
-style. I ran from the room and they spent the
, 69-style. I hopped on top of them and we spent the
each other's
each other's muff, 69-style. I was invited to join in, and we spent the
as they started exploring
I stood there like
in my hand, as they closed in on
I stood there with my
, my pecker, as they started in on
It was all I could do to keep my hands off of
as they wallowed on the bed and went after
I stood there like a
I stood there like an idiot as they stretched out on the bed and dove at
Having seen several thousand porno flicks, I sort of knew what was going to happen.
each other.
I couldn't believe it when they started to
started trading tongues.
Then, much to my surprise, she and
began dry-humping each other.
Then, to my shock and dismay, she and
began to kiss and fondle each other.
Then, to my surprise and delight, she and
's grin on her face, she hopped into bed.
With an
With cum still dribbling out of her snatch, she slithered into bed next to
She made an obscene gesture in my general direction and hopped into bed next to
's legs.
She pushed me out the way and dove head-first between
.
She passed by me and climbed right into bed beside
had at least a dozen hotdogs in her mouth.
had shaved a 'Hello Kitty' into her pubic hair.
's name across her tits.
was wearing a spiked dog collar and had tattooed
started growling.
Still bloody from our encounter,
smiled.
Still naked from our encounter,
lurched into the room, stoned out of her mind on bad acid and
in the other.
came reeling in, a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a
the door opened behind me and
's pubic hair.
came scuttling out from under the bed, her mouth full of
came crawling up out of the basement.
a trap door opened in the floor and
came in.
the door opened behind me and
Instead, she was happier than a pig in shit. I found out why when
up in the air and started mooing. Suddenly
Instead, she stuck her
. I found out why when
Instead, she started rubbing her crotch with a
Instead, she seemed excited and flatulent as hell. Suddenly
Instead, she seemed relieved-and very turned-on. I found out why when
wasn't going to castrate me!
off my dick.
I wiped the
wasn't pissed.
I had expected to have been killed immediately, but instead
wasn't going to kill me!
I started laughing so hard that I pissed myself!
wasn't shitting me!
!
wasn't mad at all about my infidelity.
I couldn't believe my ears!
You must have been in the slow class as a child.
that hadn't slipped it to her.
You were the last person in
I thought I was going to have to come show you how.
I've been doing her for years!
's last night here.
After all, this is
her?
Dumbshit! Why'd you wait so long to
her that I thought you'd become a
You took so long to
It's about time you got to
Did you finally get around to humping that little slut?
I was hoping the two of you would finally connect.
grabbed my swollen testicles.
As I slipped into bed,
was awake.
I tried to sneak back into bed, but
was jerking off in bed.
was sitting up in bed... with an Uzi.
As I staggered back into the bedroom,
was sitting up in bed ... smiling.
When I got back,
before going back to bed.
I had to put ice on my
I continued whacking off for three or fours hours before going back to bed.
I gave myself a quick check for prostate cancer and hopped off to bed.
I wiped my dick off with Drano before going back to bed.
I sat and thought for a moment before going back to bed.
in the kitchen sink, she hid in the hall closet.
Then, after douching with
Then, after stamping down hard on my instep, she barricaded herself in her room.
Then she crawled away into the darkness, leaving a slimy snail trail of cum.
Then, after calling the cops, she went back to her room and locked the door.
Then, without a word, she went back to her room and closed the door.
regained her senses.
when
I was just about to suggest we do a little
broke free of my embrace.
After I creamed on the ceiling,
began laughing so hard that I fell out.
We'd been fucking for at least 8 or 9 seconds, when
wiped the cum out of her hair.
After the screaming stopped,
got up and kissed me tenderly.
When we were through,
inner child.
ears.
puckered asshole.
entire body.
as cum the consistency of Skippy Extra Chunky oozed from my
to engulf my
and used her
as she grabbed my
as my orgasm backfired into my prostate, and I lost control of my
as my infected jism squirted into her in a mind numbing spasm that shook my
as my thick load of cum shot into her in jolting spasms that shook my
suddenly retracted up to my
My K-Mart penile implant imploded
to stay awake
were a
I pretended that her
to keep from laughing aloud
to keep from screaming aloud
I buried my face in her
pounded a disco beat on her
My
Suddenly our pubic hair became tangled, and a large patch of mine was ripped loose.
kept making, but I tried.
It was tough ignore the disgusting noises her
from falling out of her
I was having a real problem keeping my
home until I couldn't hold it any longer.
Faster and harder I drove my
whistled a Slim Whitman tune.
her, while
to spasmodically
!
started to look like
hallucinating like a sonofabitch, because
begged for mercy.
while
thrusting away like a crazed
to fart to the beat of
pumping her faster and faster as she ran her red nails down my back.
's mouth, and I began
Her pussy felt like the inside of a
as I frantically
Seized by a spasm of vaginitis, her snatch put a headlock on my
's asshole, and I began
Her pussy was distended like
on shore leave, and I started
Her pussy was hotter than a
, and I built up speed,
Her pussy walls grabbed hold of my
I was so limp after that that it took about an hour to cram my
Even though I find hetro sex disgusting, I shoved my
with my
I tried in vain to stop the gush of noxious love liquid by plugging her
I decided to quit foolin' around and rammed my
into her
I leaned over her and slipped my
.
as she cried out,
as she lost control of her bladder.
all over the place.
as she began to
as she shot her wad in my face and all over the kitchen wall.
as she climaxed.
like a virgin... for the very first time. Then a used condom fell out of her snatch
meat. I damn near drowned in the gush pussy juice
like raw
's cunt drippings
like twinkies. I gargled
's love juices
like pig shit. I spit out every drop of
's dripping cum
like salsa. I sucked every drop of
tasted
's
played her pussy like an accordion.
's gash smelled
eating a
ate her pussy like a
's pussy juice was
brought cunnilingus to a new low.
's cunt tasted
hole.
struggled in and out of her
,
's juices were hot and
plunged in and out of her slit.
like Benji on crack, and bounced up and down as I
I lapped her
, and damn near went in convulsions as I
I put my entire head into her
I got her pubic hair caught in my teeth, and she moaned loudly as I
, and she barked like a dog as I
I fell head-first into her
, and she squealed as I
My tongue moved crazily over her
stuck in her butt.
got a
coffee table. Things almost came to a halt when
sidewalk. I held my nose and stuck my face in her
top of the refrigerator. I took her entire pudenda into my mouth.
top of the stove. She grabbed my ears and pulled me screaming face-first into her
counter-top. She parted her legs wide, and I dove into her
Just to be kinky we decided to do it on the
Since it has a 'No Stick Surface' I decided we should fuck on the
She became excited and started tapdancing on the
She became hysterical as I bent her over the
She smiled and nodded, and I lifted her, setting her gently on the
as your savior.
until you repent your wicked ways and accept
until you beg for mercy!
until you shit your pants.
until you vote Republican!
'til you scream.
Lets play
at the top of your lungs
I'm gonna make you scream
I want to video tape you having sex with a
with a
I want to violate your
your
I want to
Fifi, you are but putty in my hands. You must give yourself to Raoul.
a
I'm so horny I could
's dick, but this time I'll make an exception.
Normally, I wouldn't fuck you with a
I want to show you just how much I love you.
, I want to eat your
. She gagged on it a little, so I had to hold her by her ears.
. The ripping and tearing caused by her braces only served to arouse me more.
. Unfortunately, she also had a mouthful of Fritos.
. She sucked me like she was one of Jerry's kids.
. She sucked me slowly and rhythmically.
my tutu. Laughing evilly she began to deepthroat my entire
my jock strap. Next she proceeded to do her sword-swallowing act using my
my chastity belt. Then, I swear to god, she tried to bite off my entire
my Barney jammies. I screamed in terror as she chomped down hard on my
my briefs. I closed my eyes as her soft mouth took in the length of my
into
I almost screamed when she dropped a live
I forced her face first into my
She bared her canine-like teeth and proceeded to chew off
She dropped down on one knee and ripped off
She slid down my body until she was on her knees and gently pulled down
.
It was the first time that I had ever seen a tit shaped like a
like these!
like myself could appreciate
. Only a
. I moaned as I chewed her nipples like Double Bubble.
.
. I started licking her like a rabid
. I groaned as I sucked hungrily at succulent nipples.
and grabbed
I howled like a
on
I threw myself like a
and threw myself on
I forgot all about my love of
I forgot all about sexually transmitted diseases and went crazy on
and went crazy on
I forgot all about
, my
asked to meet
and I lost all touch with reality.
began yodeling
from behind her back.
eyes gleamed evilly as she produced a
broke wind loudly and came over to me.
just smiled and came over to me.
shoved down the front of my pants.
, was I embarrassed to be caught there with a
smile.
I gave her my best
standing there with my dick in my hand.
I must have looked like a real
in my hand.
standing there with a
I must have looked like a
I must have looked pretty stupid standing there with my mouth open and a beer bottle in my hand.
was there, breathing heavily and carrying a riding crop.
I though I was having D.T.'s when I turned around and
was there until she farted loudly.
I didn't even know
was there, an evil smirk on her face!
When I finished blowing chips,
was there, bare-ass nekkid!
When I came to,
was there, naked.
When I turned around,
chased with brake fluid.
My eyes watered as I drank a concoction of
I choked it down, alone in the darkness, wishing I had a can of Sterno.
who walked by.
I drank it in the kitchen, making obscene gestures at a
I chugged it in the dark, whacking off into the kitchen sink.
I stood drinking it in the dark, looking out the window above the sink.
and went into the kitchen.
I felt the blind urge to chug some
I went into the kitchen to get shitfaced on
I felt the need to go piss in sink and go out of bed.
I rolled out of bed and went to the kitchen for a glass of
I got up and went to the kitchen for a beer.
did shadow animals on the bedroom wall. One night I was so horny,
slept in the nude beside me. One night I was lonely,
babbled in tongues beside me. One night I was so depressed,
beat her meat beside me. One night I was so horny,
while
slept soundly beside me. One night I was so restless,
while
I spent the nights wrapped in wet sheets and doped to the gills on thorazine
wetdreams about
Frequently I would have
I often had nightmares about
Nights were a living hell. I found myself whacking off
Nights were even worse. I found myself fantasizing about
right out of the carton.
yodeled and drank the
asked if I wanted to feel her vaginal warts.
smoked a huge Cuban cigar with her vagina.
mime act!
performed her
made sure to sit with her legs spread wide enough for me to see she wasn't wearing any
a ratty mink stole, and she always
a diving suit, and whenever I was under the kitchen table, she always
a jock strap and sunglasses, and whenever we were alone in the outhouse, she always
only a necktie, and she always
something seductive, and whenever we were alone in a room, she always
She often came to breakfast covered in blood and shit, wearing
Many times while I peered between her legs, she wore
I often found her sleeping in my side of the bed, wearing
When she came home from a night out at the gay bars she always was wearing
She never failed to come out of her guest room in the morning wearing
made me crazier than a shithouse
I had a hard-on for three days because of
tortured me constantly with her incredible body.
was in heat.
For three days I suffered, knowing that
was always around.
For three days I suffered, knowing that
and tried to stick it up her
again.
demanded more money if I wanted to look at her
and began to deepthroat it.
tried to put my eye out with the
and winked.
took the
When I regained consciousness, I hauled myself out from under the table.
were barely awake.
When I returned several hours later,
booted me in the head and I flew out from under the table.
were discussing nuclear psychics.
When I came up for air,
were both smiling.
and
When I climbed back up,
hole.
and her
giving me a full view of her
as a battering ram to really open up her legs,
I then used the
but I slipped $100 into her panties and she spread her legs really wide,
but she must have know I was looking because she shone a spotlight on her crotch,
I then used a hydraulic jack to force her legs open even wider,
but she must have known I was looking because she spread her legs wider,
amidst her black, coarse pubic hair,
could barely see her
damn near shit my pants! I
buried my head between her legs. I
ran out from under her skirt. I
could have swore a
was sickened by the aroma of her
. I
was surprised to find she had nothing on underneath her short
Using a periscope I was able to look between
began to flap her legs open and shut and I
I pried open
Using the
's legs. I
sitting between
I found the
's legs and
, I took a quick peek between
Once I found the
Whimpering loudly, I slunk to the floor while they continued to stuff their faces.
forced me under the dinner table.
out of my mouth, and crawled under the table.
I spat a bite of overcooked
we use as a table.
and dove under the
I said,
I said okay, and they continued talking as I climbed under the kitchen table.
and get it for her.
dropped her fork. Be a
fork
and get it.
. Be a
dropped her
,
called my name.
my twisted obsessions, that I really didn't give a shit when
snorting in Morse code.
my sick masturbation fantasies, I barely noticed
waving her arms and yelling.
molesting my inner child, I hadn't noticed
shouting in my ear.
my lucid dreaming, I hadn't noticed
calling my name.
my daydream, I hadn't noticed
. I was so disgusted by
over a
. I was so excited by
's
up
. I was so aroused by
into a
. I was so revolted by
. I was so involved in
into her
compared tattoos, I imagined trying to stick my
trying to shove its
called 911, and I imagined a
did interpretive dance, I tried to sneak my
sticking its
lit their farts, I imagined a
reminisced, I closed my eyes and imagined what it would be like to ram my
for dinner. As she and
We drank straight shots of
During supper I barely noticed that I was eating a
. As she and
While we ate, I fantasized about her
I could barely choke down my food after looking at her. As she and
All through dinner, I couldn't take my eyes off of her. As she and
began to twitch.
I tried to hide my excitement but my
I noticed she looked exactly like
Then she tried to squat on a
She began to blow saliva bubbles and hum
She looked directly into my eyes and teasingly licked her lips.
as if I'd just drank a gallon of
swell to 100 times its regular size.
my
voice.
in my
like singing
like puking my guts out.
a jolting surge of electricity as she gave it a subtle squeeze.
applied jumper cables to my nipples, and I felt
bit my hand and I felt
smacked me up along side the head and I felt
and I felt
grabbed my
gently took my hand, and I felt
introduced us and then ran into the bedroom to masturbate like a chimp,
introduced us and then crawled howling under the front porch,
introduced us and went out to slop the hogs,
introduced us and made a run to the 7-11 for brewski,
introduced us and went into the kitchen for snacks,
, but she had a lot of money.
through a garden hose.
, and she could suck a
, and she had the worst case of clap in medical history.
, but she had some really great biker tattoos.
I'd ever laid eyes on.
high and firm, and she had the longest
had a serious feminine hygiene problem. And tits that were
. Her ears were
had skin the color of
needed to douche real bad. Her
was short and fat, of Eskimo extraction. Her tits were
was tall and dark, of Spanish blood. Her tits were
called her. She had a face like a constipated
called her. I'd seen her mammograms, and I was excited.
called her. I wanted to eat her
.
called her. I'd seen videos of her, and she was definitely
called her. I'd seen photos of her, and she was definitely hot.
I was really nervous about meeting
This was the first time I'd ever met
, as
This was the first time I'd ever met
before her sex change.
had lived with
had both been hookers together.
's best friend in the Army.
was
prison.
had shared a cell in the
University.
at
had shared a room with
looked us up.
- until an old lesbo buddy,
- until her old roomie showed up with a jug of
crawled buck naked through the doggy door.
- until the day
suit.
showed up in a
- until
- until her old roomie came to
a
was a lot like trying to
Doing
before I'd
It usually took a shot of
Only once, while drunk, did I cheat with a
Because I have no taste I usually only
I have always been faithful, desiring only
, I rarely leave the house.
Because I'm a
Since the time I was caught at a gay bar, I stay around the house.
Ever since my power sander accident I don't cheat much.
, I never miss the meat markets.
Having the sex drive of
Being a one-woman sort of guy, I never miss the variety of the singles scene.
represent the cutting edge of cosmetic surgery.
a hard-on.
wouldn't give a
have cured me of homosexual impulses.
never fail to turn my stomach.
never fail to turn me on.
and
Her
Her skimpy halter tops and
and they
just like
She has
which
s just like
She has two
Her long, blond hair, ocean-blue eyes and lean,
, in a Turkish brothel.
I met my current ex-wife,
My urge to kill has decreased dramatically since I started fucking
My life has been a living hell since I married
I've been shacked up for a week with my probation officer,
